Dark comedy. 3 males, 2 females, though some gender flexibility is possible (3 of the characters could be cross-cast).  15-20 minutes.  Minimal or suggested set, and appropriate for performance and viewing by middle school age and up.  First performance:  $35 (this includes permission to make copies of the script as necessary for your production).  Each additional performance:  $25.

A recovering transplant patient determined to stock up before he leaves the hospital. Doctors supplementing their salaries by selling an organ or two. A kleptomaniac kid on the loose. A soup-cooking candy striper right out of Sweeney Todd. Calling it a health care crisis would be an understatement...